Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers

   I could pretend to be a super sophiscated jerk and rip this game endlessly, but I won’t. Why? Because, really, if you think a cheesy, B-Grade Horror Movie story, with customizable characters, downloadable content, pretty good cutscenes, and oodles of gore sounds like a helluva good time, you WILL enjoy this game. I certainly did. If the aforementioned stuff sounds cool to you, check this out, and it is budget priced @ $40.Also, you have split screen co-op, about 60 different quests, a lengthy storyline, and the game shakes it up by having sword wielders and gun-slingers. I mean, this is a type of game that will achieve cult status. It isn’t trying to be artistic, it is just trying to be fun. 

Verdict: 8/10

Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise

   Normally, I would rant about how you are all dick-faces for mocking me for picking up this game, but instead, I want to vent. REALLY want to vent.

   When you take a game, and put in things a user could have created as add-ons for the original, I am going to be very pissed. “HEY, ZOMG, LIKE LOOKS GUYZEZ I LIK GOTS A GAMEZ WIT NEWERZ MAPZ AND PINATAZ!” Screw you Microsoft. It wasn’t worth the $40 budget price. It should have been a piece of $5 downloadable content and a patch. 

 

                                                                       VERDICT:

                                                                        6.9/10

 

 

P.S.

The game is actually somewhat okay.