Patapon Review

   This game is different. You basically act like a demented madman pounding your thumbs into the PSP in absurd movements as if you are a mentally challenged maestro. But, it is basically Command and Conquer mixed with Loco Roco (yeah, I know, those two go together like puke and blankets from your childhood). This game is fun as your control giant eyeballs stabbing shit to the beat. But then the more I think of it, the more I am distrubed as it is kind of creepy to stab something to a beat. But, whatever. Go Sony Computer Entertainment Internal Development Japan Studio! Hu-hah!

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                                                                        8.468099/10  EDITOR’S CHOICE

Mega Man Maverick Hunter X

   You walk around with a freaking cannon on your arm. Your best friend has a lightsaber AND a cannon. And you can light people on fire with your hand. I honestly cannot think of what I would rather do on a Friday morning while drinking my tea in bed and watching Miley Cyrus on the today show. Shit, I shouldn’t have said that. Honest, I didn’t know she was on, I, I, just,- I WAS ONLY WATCHING THE FIRST FIVE! THE GAME’S HARD AND I CAN’T DRINK MY TEA WHILE PLAYING! LAY OFF DAMNIT!

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                                                                    9/10  EDITOR’S CHOICE